Famous Quotes: Funny

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
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Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?
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My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him.
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I guess when I think about it, one of the things I like to dramatise, and what is sometimes funny, is someone coming unglued. I don't consider myself someone who is making the argument that I support these choices. I just think it can be funny.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
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People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.
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I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
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Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.
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Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with.
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
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I'm a big fan of certain new acts. I love any genre of music, and I think it's really great to see that there are new artists coming through. It's kinda funny to think that I'm like the old man on campus now. But I'm really happy for groups like One Direction. I think they're really good guys.
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You know, I've always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end.
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
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I actually went to see 'Rushmore,' and I came late, and I missed myself. It was great, that scene. I caught that scene the other day on TV, funny enough, the first scene that you see with Jason Schwartzman and myself, where we talk about his grades. That's a brilliant scene, and I have to say, we play it brilliantly.
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Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.
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It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
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Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
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