'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. Use this quote
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth. Use this quote
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends. Use this quote
I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around. Use this quote
I'm not funny. What I am is brave. Use this quote
I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity. Use this quote
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. Use this quote
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. Use this quote
It's a funny old world. Use this quote
It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills. Use this quote
When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. Use this quote
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. Use this quote
I thought I was funny as a kid. Use this quote
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did. Use this quote
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. Use this quote
I really love 'Soapdish.' I wish 'Soapdish' had more of a moment because I felt that that is a really strong, funny movie. Kevin Kline is hilarious in that movie. Use this quote
It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up. Use this quote
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Use this quote
I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone. Use this quote
I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. Use this quote
