Famous Quotes: Funny

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
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I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me.
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The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny.
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Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.
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It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.
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I really wanted to find a piano for the farm house. There were so many free pianos on Craigslist, I thought, 'Let's get as many free pianos as we can and stick them all in the barn.' I got eight in a short period of time, only six of which were tunable, but it's still quite funny.
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There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You're going to have to struggle for a long time.
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It's a funny old world.
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I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.
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I think serial monogamy says it all.
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Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
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I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.
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Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.
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It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
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I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.
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On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away.
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I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
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The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work.
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The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
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