Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with. Use this quote
Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day. Use this quote
I come more to Scotland than I ever used to, so I feel more connected to it, more part of the zeitgeist. You know when you realize you have a choice and I'm choosing my homeland. It's funny: when you get older these things creep up to you. Use this quote
I'd like to do a film which is funny. Use this quote
There's always something funny about men chasing women. Use this quote
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good. Use this quote
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. Use this quote
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty. Use this quote
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. Use this quote
So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised. Use this quote
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.' Use this quote
Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. Use this quote
Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it. Use this quote
TV is chewing gum for the eyes. Use this quote
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Use this quote
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. Use this quote
It's funny, because I'm a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while. Use this quote
Sometimes I feel like there are people just waiting for me to fall. The funny thing is, I can't give them anything. I have just never been a partier, even in school. Use this quote
Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It's a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine. Use this quote
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. Use this quote
