All men are equal before fish. Use this quote
As you know it is a comedy so everything is a little bit pushed. That's what's funny about this kind of movie is you can laugh about the absurdity, and the bad side of life. Use this quote
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. Use this quote
As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny. Use this quote
It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless. Use this quote
I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. Use this quote
Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. Use this quote
We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page. Use this quote
I think one of the basic tasks in life - one of the nice things we can do for each other - is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that. Use this quote
I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny. Use this quote
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. Use this quote
I show them the funny part, the silly part, the laughing part, the crazy part and then the really deep, deep part where I'm talking from my heart to these people. Because I've been through everything they've been through. Use this quote
It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat. Use this quote
I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. Use this quote
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Use this quote
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way. Use this quote
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. Use this quote
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. Use this quote
I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed. Use this quote
The funny thing is, people's perceptions of what a song is about is usually wrong a majority of the time. But they're still going to read what they want to into it. Use this quote
