Famous Quotes: Funny

No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was.
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Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names.
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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Writing for young children I find I often use particular jokes with words and exaggerated, funny events, but some of these haunt the more complex stories for older children too.
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I mean I've seen 3D films so far and I think it's a long way to go before they replace actors. It's a funny thing with 3D, I haven't quite got it yet. Yet.
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I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that.
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Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
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There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You're going to have to struggle for a long time.
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I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.
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When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
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Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and getting all sorts of plastic surgery, we look at them and go, I can tell you've had Botox. I can tell you've had plastic surgery. You look really strange to me. But no one's saying anything. We're just accepting the fact that they're strange-looking.
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
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It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
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I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look.
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It's to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start with, adding oil as I go along until the medium becomes pure oil. I use as little oil as I can possibly help, and that's my method.
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It sounds funny, but the 2008 Olympics were something that just kind of happened, and I was lucky they came at a point when I was uninjured and well prepared. As a gymnast, you can't ask for much more.
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Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.
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