Famous Quotes: Funny

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
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I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look.
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I don't dismiss the music that I was involved with, I don't think it was a joke, I don't think it was funny or a phase, I don't think it was just something I was doing back then, to me it was who I am. It connects all the way through. I don't distance myself from any of it.
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It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
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If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
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Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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I wanted to see how funny I could be without making the choice that every 10 minutes something big and visual had to happen.
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They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.
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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information.
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People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player.
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I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.
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I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through-and-through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body.
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I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.
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I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
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It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we've explored some of the secondary characters' personal lives a bit more.
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I would love to play 'Funny Girl' or 'Evita,' but I idolize the women who have played those parts. I don't know if there needs to be another version of those shows.
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The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like 'Mad Men' is disgusting. It's a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it.
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