If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to. Use this quote
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. Use this quote
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband. Use this quote
Oh all the time when Victoria Wood and I did our series. There were people asking 'Can women be funny?' People still ask that. It's like asking: 'Can women breathe in and out?' Use this quote
Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political. Use this quote
It's a funny thing - when I'm crazed with work, spending time with my children relaxes me. Yet, at the end of a long weekend with them, the very thing I need to relax is a little work and time away from them! Use this quote
But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that. Use this quote
'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. Use this quote
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. Use this quote
On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away. Use this quote
We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes. Use this quote
If you have an impulse, not if you're going to ruin someone elses' scene, if you have an impulse of a funny little add-on or taking something in a weird direction, try it. Use this quote
I come more to Scotland than I ever used to, so I feel more connected to it, more part of the zeitgeist. You know when you realize you have a choice and I'm choosing my homeland. It's funny: when you get older these things creep up to you. Use this quote
When the sun comes up, I have morals again. Use this quote
It's funny that it all becomes about clothes. It's bizarre. You work your butt off and then you win an award and it's all about your dress. You can't get away from it. Use this quote
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. Use this quote
It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it. Use this quote
A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. Use this quote
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. Use this quote
I don't mean to be funny. Use this quote
