Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke. Use this quote
It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. Use this quote
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. Use this quote
I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile. Use this quote
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. Use this quote
It's a funny thing - when I'm crazed with work, spending time with my children relaxes me. Yet, at the end of a long weekend with them, the very thing I need to relax is a little work and time away from them! Use this quote
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. Use this quote
I just think that it's such a good show and timeless and still very funny, and that just makes me happy to have that whole first season in one concentrated space for people to enjoy so that it's not hit and miss trying to find it in syndication always. Use this quote
When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. Use this quote
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. Use this quote
The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work. Use this quote
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. Use this quote
I just heard a very funny story about somebody who died yesterday, I'm sorry to say so but it was so absurd that you can't help laughing. And the person that was concerned about that story was laughing too. Use this quote
I failed to make the chess team because of my height. Use this quote
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. Use this quote
All my children inherited perfect pitch. Use this quote
It sounds funny, but the 2008 Olympics were something that just kind of happened, and I was lucky they came at a point when I was uninjured and well prepared. As a gymnast, you can't ask for much more. Use this quote
I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker. Use this quote
It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness. Use this quote
I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny. Use this quote
