Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. Use this quote
Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders. Use this quote
There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity. Use this quote
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. Use this quote
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. Use this quote
I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing. Use this quote
I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that. Use this quote
You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything. Use this quote
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. Use this quote
As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted. Use this quote
At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.' Use this quote
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. Use this quote
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. Use this quote
The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if it's a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But it's so much more alienating than vegetarianism. Use this quote
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. Use this quote
It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together. Use this quote
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. Use this quote
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. Use this quote
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. Use this quote
It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it. Use this quote
