Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. Use this quote
I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity. Use this quote
Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar. Use this quote
It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds. Use this quote
Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching. Use this quote
The parrot's so funny. He imitates me and I don't even realize he's doing it. I'm walking around the house talking to myself and whistling and the next day he's said something I've said... it's scary you know? Use this quote
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. Use this quote
It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9. Use this quote
The commentary track became a lot like the movie and there are some funny, long, awkward pauses that you can tell we're just trying to find stuff to say. None of us had gotten to really talk about the movie until that moment and they were in New York and we were in L.A. Use this quote
It's funny to have become an elegant skier now. But my drive is still the same. Use this quote
My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on. Use this quote
People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny. Use this quote
The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work. Use this quote
Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering. Use this quote
One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute. Use this quote
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Use this quote
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband. Use this quote
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Use this quote
In the happy scenes there were really fun times. Sean would say really funny stuff because he likes to improv. I would want to laugh, but you are not allowed to do that during the take. Use this quote
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. Use this quote
