Famous Quotes: Funny

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
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Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.
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Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid.
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Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
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For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.
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Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.
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Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political.
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God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
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'Lucky' is for laughs, and there's really nothing funny that I'm doing on 'Dexter.' I think more than anything, both comment on the fact that anybody is capable of anything. Just because they are the shy guy in the corner doesn't mean that they are a harmless little bunny.
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There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You're going to have to struggle for a long time.
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Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names.
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You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact.
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It's a funny thing because you look at the careers of other filmmakers, and you see them sort of slow down, and you realize, maybe this becomes harder to do as you get older. That's sort of a cautionary thing. I hope it doesn't happen to me.
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They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.
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It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
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You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough.
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I like marriage. The idea.
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So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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