Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. Use this quote
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. Use this quote
I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece. Use this quote
In my circle of friends, I've always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I don't want the spotlight on me. Use this quote
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. Use this quote
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. Use this quote
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny. Use this quote
I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature. Use this quote
As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted. Use this quote
A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times. Use this quote
My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra. Use this quote
I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. Use this quote
I find it so funny that people find me so interesting. Use this quote
You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't. Use this quote
Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore. Use this quote
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. Use this quote
A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada. Use this quote
It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up. Use this quote
Be obscure clearly. Use this quote
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' Use this quote
