Famous Quotes: Funny

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.
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I think it's always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare.
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I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
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A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first.
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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I don't dismiss the music that I was involved with, I don't think it was a joke, I don't think it was funny or a phase, I don't think it was just something I was doing back then, to me it was who I am. It connects all the way through. I don't distance myself from any of it.
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I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man.
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
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The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work.
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I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
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With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.
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I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.
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People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9.
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
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Funny, I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday.
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It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.
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Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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