Famous Quotes: Funny

It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.
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A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny.
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You're only as good as your last haircut.
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I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But everyone had to do it so I didn't have a choice. A talent agent came and watched it and later gave me some work. It's funny because I'd always known that I wanted a movie career. I just didn't think that I would be in the movies.
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It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
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I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.
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And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened to me.
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.
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I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
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Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.
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There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.
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I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
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You know, I've always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end.
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