All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. Use this quote
I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny. Use this quote
No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.' Use this quote
I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. Use this quote
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. Use this quote
What's another word for Thesaurus? Use this quote
I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. Use this quote
The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia. Use this quote
There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off. Use this quote
They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth. Use this quote
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. Use this quote
The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work. Use this quote
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Use this quote
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. Use this quote
It's funny because it's funny. Use this quote
There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. Use this quote
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person. Use this quote
It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. Use this quote
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Use this quote
I don't write literary fiction - I write books that are entertaining, but are also, I hope, well-constructed and thoughtful and funny and have things to say about men and women and families and children and life in America today. Use this quote
