Famous Quotes: Funny

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
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A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
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So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs.
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I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.
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I thought I was funny as a kid.
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When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen.
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Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
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You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.
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I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But everyone had to do it so I didn't have a choice. A talent agent came and watched it and later gave me some work. It's funny because I'd always known that I wanted a movie career. I just didn't think that I would be in the movies.
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I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
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Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it.
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
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I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.
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TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over.
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Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in.
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I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women.
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Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
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It's funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House that's causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, it's in the Bush Administration.
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I like all Jim Carrey films. They're really funny.
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