Famous Quotes: Funny

As you know it is a comedy so everything is a little bit pushed. That's what's funny about this kind of movie is you can laugh about the absurdity, and the bad side of life.
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You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don't like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain.
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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
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I remember listening to the radio as a kid and finding that the songs always made me feel more peaceful. Funny, but the more hurtin' the music was, the better it made me feel. I think of that now when I write my songs. I may not be feelin' the blues myself, but I'm writing them for other people who have a hard life.
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What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.
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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
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One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it?
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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
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Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.
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No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny - it's delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it's not about you, that it's about the people who are nominated, and respect that, but at the same time have your moment to show them who you are.
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I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't?
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I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.
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It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
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The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on the house.'
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I show them the funny part, the silly part, the laughing part, the crazy part and then the really deep, deep part where I'm talking from my heart to these people. Because I've been through everything they've been through.
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The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.
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I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
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Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But it's funny what comes down the pike.
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The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.
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A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first.
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