If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. Use this quote
When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again. Use this quote
But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that. Use this quote
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. Use this quote
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? Use this quote
It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. Use this quote
People just don't laugh when their family is violated, and you don't shrug it off. You band together and you defend together. It's a funny, primitive instinct. Use this quote
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. Use this quote
The superfluous, a very necessary thing. Use this quote
It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it? Use this quote
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. Use this quote
My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on. Use this quote
We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. Use this quote
I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny. Use this quote
Sometimes I feel like there are people just waiting for me to fall. The funny thing is, I can't give them anything. I have just never been a partier, even in school. Use this quote
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. Use this quote
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? Use this quote
The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. Use this quote
You know what's funny is that I have this ongoing relationship with the city of Washington D.C. I went to George Washington University, and my nickname was K-Dub - based on G-Dub - and I'm now on the board of trustees at George Washington University. Use this quote
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. Use this quote
