I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers. Use this quote
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. Use this quote
I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass. Use this quote
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. Use this quote
Never floss with a stranger. Use this quote
I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary. Use this quote
Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories. Use this quote
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. Use this quote
I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. Use this quote
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. Use this quote
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Use this quote
The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. That's happened a lot. Or they're often purely victims. Use this quote
As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring. Use this quote
I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny. Use this quote
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. Use this quote
I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny. Use this quote
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. Use this quote
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money? Use this quote
I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that. Use this quote
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. Use this quote
