I don't write literary fiction - I write books that are entertaining, but are also, I hope, well-constructed and thoughtful and funny and have things to say about men and women and families and children and life in America today. Use this quote
Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female. Use this quote
When the sun comes up, I have morals again. Use this quote
I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny. Use this quote
Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored. Use this quote
I can speak Esperanto like a native. Use this quote
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget. Use this quote
You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things. Use this quote
The funny thing is musicians often love to go to see visual art because you've got all these pictures to turn into metaphors. Use this quote
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. Use this quote
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. Use this quote
The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it's because they recognize me, and they say nice things. Use this quote
It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child. Use this quote
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. Use this quote
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder? Use this quote
You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't. Use this quote
I like marriage. The idea. Use this quote
I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet. Use this quote
It's a funny thing because you look at the careers of other filmmakers, and you see them sort of slow down, and you realize, maybe this becomes harder to do as you get older. That's sort of a cautionary thing. I hope it doesn't happen to me. Use this quote
I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business. Use this quote
