Famous Quotes: Funny

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
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A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.
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'Funny Games' was conceived as a provocation. My other films are different. If people feel my other films are, or respond to them as provocation, then that's quite different. 'Funny Games' is the only one of mine where my intention was to provoke the audience.
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It's funny that people think because you don't have a movie or record out, you disappear into a frozen chamber someplace. They think you're dead when you're not in the public eye.
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Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
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If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.
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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
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It's funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House that's causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, it's in the Bush Administration.
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It's funny; as I get older I'm reverting to my roots - I want to plant stuff.
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I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage... funny how life works out like that.
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We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.
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Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
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Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.
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I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
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It's to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start with, adding oil as I go along until the medium becomes pure oil. I use as little oil as I can possibly help, and that's my method.
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It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.
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