In my circle of friends, I've always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I don't want the spotlight on me. Use this quote
Well, I had said to my friends, it's going to be good, but I bet it's going to be cheesy in a way. And I didn't think that at all. It's so good and was just so funny. Use this quote
To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong! Use this quote
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. Use this quote
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution? Use this quote
I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny. Use this quote
If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny. Use this quote
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was? Use this quote
My grandchildren are fabulous and funny. Use this quote
Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy. Use this quote
It's funny: I've been very successful and done a lot of films, and I don't really have an agent - I don't really pursue jobs, I let people come to me. Use this quote
It's funny - I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When I'm rounder in the face, I like to say, 'This is my long-term look.' Or 'This is my wife-and-kids look right here.' Use this quote
It's funny how people who ain't never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. It's funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, 'Get up. What's wrong with you?' Use this quote
People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. Use this quote
I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker. Use this quote
I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning. Use this quote
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny. Use this quote
'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. Use this quote
I think sometimes my humor is extremely dry, and a lot of times I would say things that I thought were very funny but... I have a reputation of - people think of me as a very fundamentalist, humorless fellow. Use this quote
I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny. Use this quote
