Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them. Use this quote
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. Use this quote
One thing the blues ain't, is funny. Use this quote
Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way. Use this quote
People just don't laugh when their family is violated, and you don't shrug it off. You band together and you defend together. It's a funny, primitive instinct. Use this quote
There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. Use this quote
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. Use this quote
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? Use this quote
It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant. Use this quote
I just think that it's such a good show and timeless and still very funny, and that just makes me happy to have that whole first season in one concentrated space for people to enjoy so that it's not hit and miss trying to find it in syndication always. Use this quote
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group. Use this quote
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. Use this quote
When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. Use this quote
It's a funny old world. Use this quote
It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. Use this quote
To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men. Use this quote
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget. Use this quote
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. Use this quote
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. Use this quote
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. Use this quote
