Famous Quotes: Funny

I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
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The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.
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That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.
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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
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It's so funny because I listen to songs that I recorded that I didn't really know anything about at the time. Later on I'm starting to feel the songs. Sing them first, feel them later.
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My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
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The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.
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I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
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My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
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By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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I grew up in a funny way.
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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But, sooner or later I'd love to do a comedy. I mean I think that, you know, people don't think that that's in my wheelhouse because I've sort of played a lot of dramatic stuff and that's certainly a side of myself that I want at some point in the right context, in the right stuff, that I find really funny.
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It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.
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Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
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Funny is funny.
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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
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