Famous Quotes: Funny

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
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I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.
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You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.
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I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature.
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The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if it's a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But it's so much more alienating than vegetarianism.
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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
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I don't mean to be funny.
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I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public.
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A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
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With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.
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Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening.
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It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.
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No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny - it's delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it's not about you, that it's about the people who are nominated, and respect that, but at the same time have your moment to show them who you are.
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Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.
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I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.
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Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.
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So while it is true that I find really dark stuff funny sometimes, it's also true that as a writer of books I want to have the whole range of human emotions.
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You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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It's funny, because I did all of these interviews as soon as I had the baby, and they were asking questions, and I really didn't have an idea of anything, because I was so blurry.
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