Famous Quotes: Funny

Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.
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I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.
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'Lucky' is for laughs, and there's really nothing funny that I'm doing on 'Dexter.' I think more than anything, both comment on the fact that anybody is capable of anything. Just because they are the shy guy in the corner doesn't mean that they are a harmless little bunny.
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It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
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I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
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The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.
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When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.
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My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.
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The funny thing is, people's perceptions of what a song is about is usually wrong a majority of the time. But they're still going to read what they want to into it.
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We've seen some insane signs: 'Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' Funny stuff along those lines. Very original. One just said, 'I will do unspeakable things.' I thought that was very interesting - and mildly terrifying!
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It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
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In the happy scenes there were really fun times. Sean would say really funny stuff because he likes to improv. I would want to laugh, but you are not allowed to do that during the take.
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We live in a funny time. If you don't go corporate, you can't compete. You're relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that.
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I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.
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I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
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When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
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It's funny that people think because you don't have a movie or record out, you disappear into a frozen chamber someplace. They think you're dead when you're not in the public eye.
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But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.
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