By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. Use this quote
The commentary track became a lot like the movie and there are some funny, long, awkward pauses that you can tell we're just trying to find stuff to say. None of us had gotten to really talk about the movie until that moment and they were in New York and we were in L.A. Use this quote
I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny. Use this quote
It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh. Use this quote
You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. Use this quote
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' Use this quote
You know, I've always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end. Use this quote
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. Use this quote
I mean, I - it's so funny, I am, you know, I am, you know, a working woman out in the world, but I still live with my parents half the time. I've been sort of taking this very long, stuttering period of moving out. Use this quote
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair. Use this quote
I really love 'Soapdish.' I wish 'Soapdish' had more of a moment because I felt that that is a really strong, funny movie. Kevin Kline is hilarious in that movie. Use this quote
I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation. Use this quote
It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9. Use this quote
Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names. Use this quote
I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. Use this quote
Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible. Use this quote
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. Use this quote
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. Use this quote
I guess when I think about it, one of the things I like to dramatise, and what is sometimes funny, is someone coming unglued. I don't consider myself someone who is making the argument that I support these choices. I just think it can be funny. Use this quote
Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famously like that. Why is it that some guys can say the most horrible things and it's not offensive, it's funny? Use this quote