Famous Quotes: Funny

I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny.
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If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
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I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. I'm not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And I'm certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
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The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female.
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I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting.
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I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.
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A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters.
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It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown.
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Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.
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People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
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'Funny Games' was conceived as a provocation. My other films are different. If people feel my other films are, or respond to them as provocation, then that's quite different. 'Funny Games' is the only one of mine where my intention was to provoke the audience.
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Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
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My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
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It's funny that people think because you don't have a movie or record out, you disappear into a frozen chamber someplace. They think you're dead when you're not in the public eye.
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