I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker. Use this quote
The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. Use this quote
No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.' Use this quote
I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny. Use this quote
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. Use this quote
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. Use this quote
It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny. Use this quote
I don't think, 'Gee, I'd like to dress this person.' There was a picture in Us magazine. It was a jersey dress, and Courtney Love was wearing it. I have this thing about Courtney Love, this funny worship. Use this quote
I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room. Use this quote
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English. Use this quote
It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time. Use this quote
There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off. Use this quote
I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me. Use this quote
So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny. Use this quote
Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself. Use this quote
At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.' Use this quote
My grandchildren are fabulous and funny. Use this quote
It's funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway. Use this quote
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. Use this quote
So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised. Use this quote
