Famous Quotes: Funny

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.
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People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
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A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
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For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.
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It's funny with fiction - once you cut something, it hasn't happened anymore.
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
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I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.
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There's always an article coming out, saying, 'The new thing is funny women!'
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I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
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I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.
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Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.
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He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.
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It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room.
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By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
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I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
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I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
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It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
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Laurence Olivier said in an interview once that when he plays a tragedy he always aims for the funny parts, and the other way around. Because in a comedy you look for what's serious. I think that's true. Sometimes things are really funny if you're absolutely earnest. If you're really serious, it's hilarious.
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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
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