Famous Quotes: Funny

When I was a kid I didn't feel like I fit in because - this is really silly and I probably shouldn't say it, but, I didn't think anything was funny. So I used to go home and literally cry to my mom and my step-dad at the time and I didn't think anything was funny. I couldn't laugh.
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People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway.
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When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again.
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I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
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It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds.
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Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
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If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.
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No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'
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It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant.
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It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain.
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
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Especially with comedy, you take massive risks because ultimately you're trying to be funny. If you're not funny, then it's really embarrassing and you look stupid.
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A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times.
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I auditioned for a solo in church and got it. I was about seven and I sang a song called, 'Jesus, I Heard You Had a Big House' and I remember people standing up at the end and me thinking, 'Oh, I think I'm going to like this.' That's how it all began. Sounds funny to say you got your start in church, but I did.
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Everybody's funny in different ways.
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I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.
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I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.
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If you look at the game and everything, it's not quite like looking at an animated film, because that's total character. This, this is really movement, but it's got funny little things if you look for the humor. They're actually getting to the character.
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
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This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!
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