God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. Use this quote
If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny. Use this quote
I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny. Use this quote
I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through-and-through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body. Use this quote
I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing. Use this quote
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. Use this quote
I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people. Use this quote
So while it is true that I find really dark stuff funny sometimes, it's also true that as a writer of books I want to have the whole range of human emotions. Use this quote
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person. Use this quote
It's funny: I've been very successful and done a lot of films, and I don't really have an agent - I don't really pursue jobs, I let people come to me. Use this quote
Be obscure clearly. Use this quote
I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation. Use this quote
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell? Use this quote
Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them. Use this quote
I put on a big show when I write something I think is funny. Use this quote
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. Use this quote
It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together. Use this quote
It's funny, I never think I'm doing that well. I've never, ever. I just constantly think, 'This isn't working out.' Use this quote
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. Use this quote
As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted. Use this quote
