Famous Quotes: Funny

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
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They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.
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All my children inherited perfect pitch.
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It is funny what a year can do.
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When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house - I can't believe I remember this - he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny.
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But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.
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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
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We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.
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Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.
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I recently spent quite a bit of time in Sheffield, England, which is where I'm from. I wouldn't move back there, but it's funny when you spend a bit of time in the place where you were brought up. You kind of realize how that place has had quite a big effect on you or made you a certain way.
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People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'
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It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.
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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
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If you have an impulse, not if you're going to ruin someone elses' scene, if you have an impulse of a funny little add-on or taking something in a weird direction, try it.
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I actually feel like, for a lot of my career, I wasn't able to show my comedic range. I did a lot of dramas and dramedies. I was on 'E.R.' That's not generally thought of as a funny show.
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To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong!
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Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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