Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't. Use this quote
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth. Use this quote
There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary. Use this quote
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. Use this quote
If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny. Use this quote
It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale! Use this quote
The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it. Use this quote
The fans of 'The Hunger Games,' of the book, are very passionate. It's funny: Even at my concerts there are people holding up 'Cinna' signs. Use this quote
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. Use this quote
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. Use this quote
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Use this quote
I would love to play 'Funny Girl' or 'Evita,' but I idolize the women who have played those parts. I don't know if there needs to be another version of those shows. Use this quote
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. Use this quote
The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny. Use this quote
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. Use this quote
I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. Use this quote
I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. Use this quote
In the happy scenes there were really fun times. Sean would say really funny stuff because he likes to improv. I would want to laugh, but you are not allowed to do that during the take. Use this quote
Everybody's funny if you love them. Use this quote
Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot. Use this quote
