Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. Use this quote
I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business. Use this quote
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny. Use this quote
It's funny, we all really, really got along. I don't know how it was in years past but this year, I was really with a good group of people. No one tried to sabotage each other or steal the other ones moments. Use this quote
I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake. Use this quote
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. Use this quote
The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. Use this quote
But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people. Use this quote
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. Use this quote
You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. Use this quote
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. Use this quote
I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny. Use this quote
I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be? Use this quote
Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America? Use this quote
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. Use this quote
It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good. Use this quote
Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids. Use this quote
I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary. Use this quote
You have to understand the tone of the movie, because if it's supposed to be funny, it can be funny violent like the Home Alone stuff, but you have to really understand the tone of what you're doing and make the action work for that and for the character. Use this quote
When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again. Use this quote
