Famous Quotes: Funny

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
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Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
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Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
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My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.
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It's funny to be a critic.
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I always like to watch comics and it's interesting that you can tell if someone's funny in 10 seconds.
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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
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I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
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One man's folly is another man's wife.
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Working with Chaplin was very amusing and strange. His films are so funny, but working with him, I found him to be a very serious man. Whereas the films of Hitchcock are macabre, he could be a very funny man to work with, always telling jokes and holding court. Of course, when I worked with Charlie he was getting older.
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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
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I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don't need to compete with the wardrobe.
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When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.
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I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.
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I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.
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It's funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House that's causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, it's in the Bush Administration.
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It's funny: I've been very successful and done a lot of films, and I don't really have an agent - I don't really pursue jobs, I let people come to me.
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Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names.
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