Famous Quotes: Funny

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
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I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she's worked twice as hard to get there, she's had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she's in control.
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
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Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.
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Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.
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If you are a great dramatic actor then you often don't know if people are enjoying your stuff at all because they are sitting there in silence. But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't.
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I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned.
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Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian.
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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.
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If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
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I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line.
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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
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As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring.
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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
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If you look at the game and everything, it's not quite like looking at an animated film, because that's total character. This, this is really movement, but it's got funny little things if you look for the humor. They're actually getting to the character.
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Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?
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The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. That's happened a lot. Or they're often purely victims.
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And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it.
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