Famous Quotes: Funny

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
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I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But everyone had to do it so I didn't have a choice. A talent agent came and watched it and later gave me some work. It's funny because I'd always known that I wanted a movie career. I just didn't think that I would be in the movies.
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He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.
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We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.
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For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy.
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I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
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If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.
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Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.
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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
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Never floss with a stranger.
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Working with Chaplin was very amusing and strange. His films are so funny, but working with him, I found him to be a very serious man. Whereas the films of Hitchcock are macabre, he could be a very funny man to work with, always telling jokes and holding court. Of course, when I worked with Charlie he was getting older.
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I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny.
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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
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It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.
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I actually feel like, for a lot of my career, I wasn't able to show my comedic range. I did a lot of dramas and dramedies. I was on 'E.R.' That's not generally thought of as a funny show.
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Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids.
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I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
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It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
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I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don't need to compete with the wardrobe.
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It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.
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