But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that. Use this quote
I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through-and-through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body. Use this quote
It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. Use this quote
I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny. Use this quote
Some really good things kind of swing both ways and I like to see people that can swing really, really, really sad and horrible and terrible and really, really, really beautiful and funny. Use this quote
It's funny, when bands or younger musicians ask me: 'So, what does it take to make it?' Well, first explain to me what you mean by 'making it': Do you want to be a rock star or do you want music to be your livelihood? Use this quote
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. Use this quote
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. Use this quote
I think sometimes my humor is extremely dry, and a lot of times I would say things that I thought were very funny but... I have a reputation of - people think of me as a very fundamentalist, humorless fellow. Use this quote
It sounds funny, but the 2008 Olympics were something that just kind of happened, and I was lucky they came at a point when I was uninjured and well prepared. As a gymnast, you can't ask for much more. Use this quote
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading. Use this quote
It's funny that I got to do 'On the Road' because the thing that had the biggest impact on me growing up was reading books. I was very inspired by the book and this spirit of Dean Moriarty and how envious we all are of somebody who can be that carefree. Use this quote
People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas. Use this quote
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. Use this quote
It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing. Use this quote
I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers. Use this quote
You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore. Use this quote
You need to be silly to be funny. Use this quote
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. Use this quote
It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. Use this quote
