Famous Quotes: Funny

Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.
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If you play it straight it's funny - the best comedy is always played straight down the middle. The adjustment is understanding from the screenplay that a moment is hilarious.
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When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen.
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Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
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'Funny People' is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though it's a comedy and there are serious moments, I really felt like Leo felt like a real person. It didn't feel like I was playing myself. Whether it's a comedy or drama, I just try to make it as realistic as possible.
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I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it.
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I think serial monogamy says it all.
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
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It's a funny thing because you look at the careers of other filmmakers, and you see them sort of slow down, and you realize, maybe this becomes harder to do as you get older. That's sort of a cautionary thing. I hope it doesn't happen to me.
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Communism is like one big phone company.
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I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
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The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I'm in them!
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My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.
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I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
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I don't think there has been any increase in sophistication in the audience. When people are aware of a concept that's easy to understand, and there's an actor who will attract them to the theater and it's a movie that's funny three-quarters of the time, it will be successful.
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When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again.
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If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny.
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I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith Moon wants you to play drums on his record. He should be playing drums on his record.
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