Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. Use this quote
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Use this quote
I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. Use this quote
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. Use this quote
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. Use this quote
Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky. Use this quote
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Use this quote
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way. Use this quote
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. Use this quote
It's funny, because I'm a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while. Use this quote
TV is chewing gum for the eyes. Use this quote
I like marriage. The idea. Use this quote
As you know it is a comedy so everything is a little bit pushed. That's what's funny about this kind of movie is you can laugh about the absurdity, and the bad side of life. Use this quote
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. Use this quote
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know. Use this quote
It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh. Use this quote
It's funny - I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When I'm rounder in the face, I like to say, 'This is my long-term look.' Or 'This is my wife-and-kids look right here.' Use this quote
Kyle Baker's work is really funny, but it's also got a very clear vision. Use this quote
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. Use this quote
It's funny how most activists are pacifists. Use this quote
