I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day. Use this quote
No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.' Use this quote
To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men. Use this quote
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Use this quote
It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible. Use this quote
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.' Use this quote
As a writer, or as a filmmaker, you have to present yourself, and part of what yourself is is what you're interested in, or what you think is funny, or what you think is sad, or what you think is horrible. Use this quote
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English. Use this quote
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did. Use this quote
Electricity is really just organized lightning. Use this quote
It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end. Use this quote
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. Use this quote
We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes. Use this quote
People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny. Use this quote
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me. Use this quote
I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom. Use this quote
It's a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do - you're proud of it - and I like the effect that movies have on people. But the attention can also make me uncomfortable. Use this quote
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. Use this quote
My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration. Use this quote
I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion. Use this quote
