Famous Quotes: Funny

I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.
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It's funny to be a critic.
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When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'
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I was so afraid to even read a paper in front of my classmates. It is very funny because at that point my teachers would never have believed that I could speak in front of an audience of over 2,000 people.
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So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised.
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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny - it's delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it's not about you, that it's about the people who are nominated, and respect that, but at the same time have your moment to show them who you are.
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I was going through a little bit of turbulence in my career. And so, it's funny how turbulence itself will make you hold onto something for security. And so the only thing I knew is trust in the Lord and lean not unto your own heart, in all thy ways acknowledge him and he shall direct thy path.
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One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.
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I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
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That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
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Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
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I'm so single. It's funny. I'm usually a relationship girl. I love being in love and having a partner in crime. But it's good to be your own partner in crime. God, that makes me sound like I have multiple-personality disorder.
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It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together.
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I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny.
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When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
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Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard.
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
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Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.
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