I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. Use this quote
When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it's just wonderful. Use this quote
I'm doing a very funny show in which we talk about issues. I speak at Aids charities and things. It's great to do something fun with our days and yet we're told we're doing something important. Use this quote
It's funny; as I get older I'm reverting to my roots - I want to plant stuff. Use this quote
There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off. Use this quote
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. Use this quote
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. Use this quote
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. Use this quote
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. Use this quote
I mean, I - it's so funny, I am, you know, I am, you know, a working woman out in the world, but I still live with my parents half the time. I've been sort of taking this very long, stuttering period of moving out. Use this quote
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. Use this quote
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. Use this quote
You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor, so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great. Use this quote
But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you can't forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesn't work. Use this quote
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' Use this quote
Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible. Use this quote
I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through-and-through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body. Use this quote
I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women. Use this quote
The commentary track became a lot like the movie and there are some funny, long, awkward pauses that you can tell we're just trying to find stuff to say. None of us had gotten to really talk about the movie until that moment and they were in New York and we were in L.A. Use this quote
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. Use this quote
