I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Use this quote
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. Use this quote
I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women. Use this quote
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Use this quote
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Use this quote
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. Use this quote
I think 'Saturday Night Live', starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funny. A lot of those women went on to have film careers, from Kristen Wiig now to Tina Fey and Gilda Radner. Use this quote
I wasn't even 20 at the time, but it taught me something about drugs. They can take a good man, a warm, funny, loving family man, and turn him into a loser and worse. Use this quote
I put on a big show when I write something I think is funny. Use this quote
It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything. Use this quote
There's always something funny about men chasing women. Use this quote
I wanted to see how funny I could be without making the choice that every 10 minutes something big and visual had to happen. Use this quote
The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. Use this quote
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. Use this quote
I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't. Use this quote
I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film. Use this quote
Everybody's funny in different ways. Use this quote
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. Use this quote
It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh. Use this quote
You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don't like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain. Use this quote
