Famous Quotes: Funny

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
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I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people.
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Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
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One man's folly is another man's wife.
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It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
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It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.
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The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.
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The British are so funny. It's like they can't believe I lived in Hackney. 'You could live in Bondi Beach. Why would you want to live in 'Ackney?' But Hackney's fantastic. I'm serious. There are so many artists there. I loved the markets, the parks, the pubs, the diversity. It was a cultural melting-pot.
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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.
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If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
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It's funny, because when you're younger you're in a rush to be 18 or 21 or whatever. But then you hit 30. And now, the days go by like hours. You think, 40, man, this could be the halfway point. It could be the three-quarters point, you know? Who knows?
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I like getting up in front of an audience. It's fun when you go to a baseball game and the crowd is cheering you. I can't deny it. And it's very funny, too. Sometimes you're shy; you go somewhere and everyone's looking at you, so you feel a little self-conscious.
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I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.
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I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.
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I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
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When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again.
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I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
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