Famous Quotes: Funny

If you look at the game and everything, it's not quite like looking at an animated film, because that's total character. This, this is really movement, but it's got funny little things if you look for the humor. They're actually getting to the character.
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I don't hate humanity and I'm not interested in people who do. Although, it's funny, actually, some of my favorite writers really do. Like Martin Amis. My dirty secret. 'London Fields' is one of my favorite books ever. And it's indefensible! But he's so funny... I forgive him everything.
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We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.
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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
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I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.
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People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.
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The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.
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Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
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I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
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No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'
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My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.
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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
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When I first envisioned 'Funny Games' in the mid-1990s, it was my intention to have an American audience watch the movie. It is a reaction to a certain American cinema, its violence, its naivety, the way American cinema toys with human beings. In many American films, violence is made consumable.
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I love sketch comedy. My real goal is to do something with Albert Brooks. That would be my fantasy. I stay up night and day thinking up stuff he might find funny.
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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised.
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It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness.
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
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It's funny, like 15 years ago when I was a kid doing all the John Hughes movies, I remember Bruce Willis was the only guy who was transitioning from television into film.
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