It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger. Use this quote
I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down. Use this quote
You know, if you play on home soil sometimes funny things can happen and you have that push of the crowd. Use this quote
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. Use this quote
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. Use this quote
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget. Use this quote
It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it? Use this quote
Some really good things kind of swing both ways and I like to see people that can swing really, really, really sad and horrible and terrible and really, really, really beautiful and funny. Use this quote
Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens. Use this quote
You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor, so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great. Use this quote
I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over. Use this quote
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Use this quote
I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time. Use this quote
The parrot's so funny. He imitates me and I don't even realize he's doing it. I'm walking around the house talking to myself and whistling and the next day he's said something I've said... it's scary you know? Use this quote
A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times. Use this quote
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Use this quote
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. Use this quote
My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration. Use this quote
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. Use this quote
Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something. Use this quote
