Famous Quotes: Funny

I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature.
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When I was a kid I didn't feel like I fit in because - this is really silly and I probably shouldn't say it, but, I didn't think anything was funny. So I used to go home and literally cry to my mom and my step-dad at the time and I didn't think anything was funny. I couldn't laugh.
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It's funny how intimate it feels to get a text.
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Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
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I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny.
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I'm a big fan of certain new acts. I love any genre of music, and I think it's really great to see that there are new artists coming through. It's kinda funny to think that I'm like the old man on campus now. But I'm really happy for groups like One Direction. I think they're really good guys.
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Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.
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It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9.
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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.
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People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
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So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first.
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Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.
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The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.
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That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.
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I just like the continue doing what I've been doing. A melange of funny, straight drama, television, movies, a little theater here and there wouldn't hurt. So if I can keep doing that, I'll be a very happy person.
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
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