A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. Use this quote
Funny is funny. Use this quote
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Use this quote
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. Use this quote
Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny. Use this quote
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. Use this quote
I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny. Use this quote
I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don't need to compete with the wardrobe. Use this quote
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. Use this quote
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' Use this quote
Polite conversation is rarely either. Use this quote
Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny. Use this quote
The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if it's a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But it's so much more alienating than vegetarianism. Use this quote
It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body. Use this quote
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. Use this quote
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect. Use this quote
It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9. Use this quote
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. Use this quote
I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know. Use this quote
I am a very open person, and I'm always nervous of being misconstrued. Sitting in the middle of a restaurant makes me nervous. I feel like I'm being judged. And it's funny that I should feel that way. Use this quote
