Famous Quotes: Funny

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know.
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It was always a fantasy of mine growing up - my favorite program was always 'Little House on the Prairie' - so I always wanted to wear those looks. When I was a child, I wouldn't let my mom put me in anything but calico dresses and now... whaddaya know, every day I'm in a calico dress, basically, so it's kind of funny.
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You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
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You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
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So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs.
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It's funny; as I get older I'm reverting to my roots - I want to plant stuff.
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Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
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The fans of 'The Hunger Games,' of the book, are very passionate. It's funny: Even at my concerts there are people holding up 'Cinna' signs.
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And regardless of the fact that in this country, certainly in the arts, we treat comedy as a second-class citizen, I've never thought of it that way. I've always thought it to be important. The last time I looked, the Greeks were holding up two masks. I've always thought of it not only as having equal value, but as the craft of it, being funny.
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It's funny, when bands or younger musicians ask me: 'So, what does it take to make it?' Well, first explain to me what you mean by 'making it': Do you want to be a rock star or do you want music to be your livelihood?
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It's a funny old world.
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You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.
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I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
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I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass.
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My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
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