Famous Quotes: Funny

It's funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House that's causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, it's in the Bush Administration.
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
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The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia.
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I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me.
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We've seen some insane signs: 'Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' Funny stuff along those lines. Very original. One just said, 'I will do unspeakable things.' I thought that was very interesting - and mildly terrifying!
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I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
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I've never really understood that. It's a funny thing; people sometimes accuse us of condescending to our characters somehow-that to me is kind of inexplicable.
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I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.
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It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.
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Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible.
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I really wanted to find a piano for the farm house. There were so many free pianos on Craigslist, I thought, 'Let's get as many free pianos as we can and stick them all in the barn.' I got eight in a short period of time, only six of which were tunable, but it's still quite funny.
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I'm very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in 'Morning Glory' with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone.
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
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It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
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If it gets laughs, it's funny.
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I'm a big fan of certain new acts. I love any genre of music, and I think it's really great to see that there are new artists coming through. It's kinda funny to think that I'm like the old man on campus now. But I'm really happy for groups like One Direction. I think they're really good guys.
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The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if it's a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But it's so much more alienating than vegetarianism.
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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
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I wanted to see how funny I could be without making the choice that every 10 minutes something big and visual had to happen.
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I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.
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