Famous Quotes: Funny

For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.
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I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
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Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching.
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I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
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I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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One thing the blues ain't, is funny.
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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
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I mean I've seen 3D films so far and I think it's a long way to go before they replace actors. It's a funny thing with 3D, I haven't quite got it yet. Yet.
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I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor.
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I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids.
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My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.
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Laurence Olivier said in an interview once that when he plays a tragedy he always aims for the funny parts, and the other way around. Because in a comedy you look for what's serious. I think that's true. Sometimes things are really funny if you're absolutely earnest. If you're really serious, it's hilarious.
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My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.
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Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
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