Never have more children than you have car windows. Use this quote
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. Use this quote
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. Use this quote
Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics. Use this quote
After working for years in Hollywood where the actors have taken over, it was a real relief to get down there and not only have some children, but also have some actors that had no attitude. Use this quote
Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead. Use this quote
I'm a hopeless romantic and passionate person when it comes to love. Use this quote
It's so different when you change your hair color, you're treated so differently. It's a very funny experience. It's fun - I love changing up my hair. Use this quote
I am a liberated woman. And I do believe if a woman does equal work she should be paid equal money. But personally I am feminine and I do like male authority to lean on. Use this quote
This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets. Use this quote
I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and it's a way of laughing at it and getting a release. Use this quote
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Use this quote
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early. Use this quote
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. Use this quote
Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable. Use this quote
I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for. Use this quote
We are all sentenced to solitary confinement inside our own skins, for life. Use this quote
That which we call the Hindu religion is really the Eternal religion because it embraces all others. Use this quote
Classical, Romantic, and Baroque music, that's what I really like. Use this quote
No matter how good you are, at some point your kids are gonna have to create their own independence and think that Mom and Dad aren't cool, just to establish themselves. That's what adolescence is about. They're gonna go through that no matter what. Use this quote
