Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Use this quote
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. Use this quote
They wanted me to play more sports because they were acutely sensitive to their children being one hundred percent American, and they believed that all Americans played sports and loved sports. Use this quote
I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor and I am only learning now stupidly that you can't read tongue. When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way. Use this quote
McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done. Use this quote
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny! Use this quote
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done. Use this quote
My parents' marriage was very rocky. They were always arguing. When they split up when I was in my 20s, my brother and I were both delighted because we knew they weren't good for each other. Use this quote
My dad was a tyrant. He used to physically beat the crap out of us. Use this quote
No matter how good you are, at some point your kids are gonna have to create their own independence and think that Mom and Dad aren't cool, just to establish themselves. That's what adolescence is about. They're gonna go through that no matter what. Use this quote
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. Use this quote
We are never so defensless against suffering as when we love. Use this quote
I feel that there is nothing more truly artistic than to love people. Use this quote
My heart is so light that it's amazing. I get to play all this grief, all this loss, all this disaster and chaos. It's hysterically funny. I am very light. Use this quote
I thought I was attractive when I shot 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding.' Studio executives and movie reviewers let me know I had a confidence in my looks that was not shared by them. Use this quote
He who is obsessed by death is made guilty by it. Use this quote
This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets. Use this quote
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. Use this quote
You go through at least the first two years of Star Trek and you find some amazing stuff. Everything that was going on Gene put into the series. He just put strange costumes on the actors and painted them funny colours and left the same situation in. Use this quote
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. Use this quote
