Famous Quotes: Funny

The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense of humor, and it was supposed to be funny.
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The worst advice I ever received from my dad was to play by the book.
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Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three.
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We travellers are in very hard circumstances. If we say nothing but what has been said before us, we are dull and have observed nothing. If we tell anything new, we are laughed at as fabulous and romantic.
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It's a terribly hard job to spend a billion dollars and get your money's worth.
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It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling. When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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I felt I had to share Idaho with my friend from New York because he'd shared New York with me, so I was going to share the beauty of nature with a man who went to museums and clubs late at night. But there was nothing to do where I lived at night.
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I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!
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After working for years in Hollywood where the actors have taken over, it was a real relief to get down there and not only have some children, but also have some actors that had no attitude.
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Funny is an attitude.
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Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
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Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
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Unless it's a specific accent, or something about physicality you have to change, I am generally not such a conscious actor.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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The U.K. needs a system for family migration underpinned by three simple principles. One: that those who come here should do so on the basis of a genuine relationship. Two: that migrants should be able to pay their way. And three: that they are able to integrate into British society.
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As long as the food is well prepared and not overdone, I think it tastes good. It doesn't matter if it's Chinese, Japanese, anything.
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Gossip is easy, politics is hard.
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Danny and I worked really hard in the beginning of the relationship to find different levels of this couple.
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There's definitely an old school element to my music, but I also think it's modern.
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