Famous Quotes: Funny

Style is a reflection of your attitude and your personality.
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The worst advice I ever received from my dad was to play by the book.
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Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
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Every sect is a moral check on its neighbour. Competition is as wholesome in religion as in commerce.
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I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.
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It would have been difficult to design a path out of communism worse than the one that has been followed.
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My father was the son of immigrants, and he grew up bilingual, but English is what my father taught me and what he spoke to me. America's strength is not our diversity; it is our ability to unite around common principles even when we come from different backgrounds.
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Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny.
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I'm a hopeless romantic and passionate person when it comes to love.
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Only the broken-hearted know the truth about love.
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I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."
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If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see.
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
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Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
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Insults are the business of the court.
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That which we call the Hindu religion is really the Eternal religion because it embraces all others.
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I'm such a relationship guy. I really am.
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One of the more noble things the Oscars can do is pay attention to movies no one knows about. Blockbusters don't need much help.
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But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something.
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