Famous Quotes: Funny

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."
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You can't just trust to luck; you have to really listen to what that character is telling you.
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The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
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Unless it's a specific accent, or something about physicality you have to change, I am generally not such a conscious actor.
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If the choice is between doing something supercool and having no one hear it and doing something equally cool and tricking people into putting it on the radio, I don't think the second option is some big sellout.
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I had the good fortune of having a happy, closely knit family.
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My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.
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A lot of people in our industry haven't had very diverse experiences. So they don't have enough dots to connect, and they end up with very linear solutions without a broad perspective on the problem. The broader one's understanding of the human experience, the better design we will have.
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Style is a reflection of your attitude and your personality.
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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
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Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.
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What the F.D.I.C. does is to put the full faith and credit of the United States government behind every savings account in the nation, up to a limit that has changed over the years and stands now at $100,000.
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But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something.
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When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.
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I think you go through a period as a teenager of being quite cool and unaffected by things.
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Love alone is capable of uniting living beings in such a way as to complete and fulfill them, for it alone takes them and joins them by what is deepest in themselves.
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After working for years in Hollywood where the actors have taken over, it was a real relief to get down there and not only have some children, but also have some actors that had no attitude.
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Genius is present in every age, but the men carrying it within them remain benumbed unless extraordinary events occur to heat up and melt the mass so that it flows forth.
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Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
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