Famous Quotes: Funny

I did learn one great lesson from a past relationship, and that was to never talk about relationships in print again because I'd rather live my private life than read about it.
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Classical, Romantic, and Baroque music, that's what I really like.
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.
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Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
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Art is never finished, only abandoned.
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Life moves fast. As much as you can learn from your history, you have to move forward.
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I watched a lot of silent directors who were absolutely great like John Ford and Fritz Lang, Tod Browning, and also some very modern directors like The Coen Brothers. The directors take the freedom within their own movies to be melodramatic or funny when they chose to be. They do whatever they want and they don't care about the genre.
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It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
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Only the broken-hearted know the truth about love.
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Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time.
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Madonna remains the most visible performer on the planet, as well as one of the wealthiest, but would anyone seriously say that artistic self-development is her primary motivating principle? She is too busy with Kabbalah, fashion merchandising, adoption melodramas, the gym, and ill-starred horseback riding to study art.
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The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense of humor, and it was supposed to be funny.
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When I came out of my mom's womb, I had 'sitcom' stamped on my forehead.
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When I was younger, I used to say, One day I'll be famous.
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Every sect is a moral check on its neighbour. Competition is as wholesome in religion as in commerce.
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I change during the course of a day. I wake and I'm one person, and when I go to sleep I know for certain I'm somebody else.
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Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny.
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Food might be more immediately important than history but if you don't understand what's been done to you - by your own people and the so-called "they" - you can never get around it.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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