Famous Quotes: Funny

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
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Being in 'Us Weekly' does not make you famous.
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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
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Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
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The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
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There's kind of a cool feel that happens every now and then. I guess that feel is the thing that makes the score its own score. But, I don't know exactly what that is. So, it's hard for me to answer that question.
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My heart is so light that it's amazing. I get to play all this grief, all this loss, all this disaster and chaos. It's hysterically funny. I am very light.
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."
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Movies such as 'Mr. Smith Goes to Washington' in 1939 to 'Dave' in 1993 portray Washington leaders as the ultimate Everymen - decent people just like you and me, only thrust onto greatness.
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McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.
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My parents' marriage was very rocky. They were always arguing. When they split up when I was in my 20s, my brother and I were both delighted because we knew they weren't good for each other.
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I like movies about longing and desperation, and dark and light things, stories about people struggling to raise children, and to have relationships and be intimate with each other.
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Life moves fast. As much as you can learn from your history, you have to move forward.
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I watched a lot of silent directors who were absolutely great like John Ford and Fritz Lang, Tod Browning, and also some very modern directors like The Coen Brothers. The directors take the freedom within their own movies to be melodramatic or funny when they chose to be. They do whatever they want and they don't care about the genre.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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I had the good fortune of having a happy, closely knit family.
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I'm such a relationship guy. I really am.
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A lot of people in our industry haven't had very diverse experiences. So they don't have enough dots to connect, and they end up with very linear solutions without a broad perspective on the problem. The broader one's understanding of the human experience, the better design we will have.
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I'm a hopeless romantic and passionate person when it comes to love.
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I love movies, and if the right thing comes along I'm so interested.
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