Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American author and humorist.
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself. Use this quote
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Use this quote
The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. Use this quote
All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure. Use this quote
A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. Use this quote
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. Use this quote
A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. Use this quote
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. Use this quote
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. Use this quote
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. Use this quote