Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American author and humorist.
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. Use this quote
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. Use this quote
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Use this quote
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Use this quote
All generalizations are false, including this one. Use this quote
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. Use this quote
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. Use this quote
I can live for two months on a good compliment. Use this quote
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. Use this quote
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. Use this quote
