Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American author and humorist.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. Use this quote
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. Use this quote
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. Use this quote
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. Use this quote
The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice. Use this quote
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. Use this quote
Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. Use this quote
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up. Use this quote
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. Use this quote
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Use this quote
