Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American author and humorist.
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. Use this quote
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. Use this quote
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Use this quote
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Use this quote
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. Use this quote
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. Use this quote
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first. Use this quote
We have the best government that money can buy. Use this quote
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. Use this quote
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races. Use this quote