Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. Use this quote
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. Use this quote
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Use this quote
I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish. Use this quote
A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden. Use this quote
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there. Use this quote
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. Use this quote
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. Use this quote
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. Use this quote
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. Use this quote
Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative people. Use this quote
We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat. Use this quote
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. Use this quote
A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better. Use this quote
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. Use this quote
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. Use this quote
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs. Use this quote
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. Use this quote
Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. Use this quote
I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears. Use this quote
