Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs. Use this quote
There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans. Use this quote
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. Use this quote
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. Use this quote
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. Use this quote
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. Use this quote
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. Use this quote
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Use this quote
I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed. Use this quote
There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around. Use this quote
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. Use this quote
We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat. Use this quote
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. Use this quote
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. Use this quote
Dogs are my favorite people. Use this quote
A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip. Use this quote
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more. Use this quote
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Use this quote
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. Use this quote
Just watching my cats can make me happy. Use this quote
