Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Use this quote
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more. Use this quote
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. Use this quote
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. Use this quote
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. Use this quote
Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it. Use this quote
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. Use this quote
I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. Use this quote
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. Use this quote
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs. Use this quote
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. Use this quote
If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal. Use this quote
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. Use this quote
A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden. Use this quote
When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be. Use this quote
It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. Use this quote
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. Use this quote
Like all pure creatures, cats are practical. Use this quote
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Use this quote
We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat. Use this quote
