Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. Use this quote
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. Use this quote
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Use this quote
Many cats are the death of the mouse. Use this quote
If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal. Use this quote
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. Use this quote
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. Use this quote
It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. Use this quote
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. Use this quote
A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden. Use this quote
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Use this quote
I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish. Use this quote
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. Use this quote
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Use this quote
There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans. Use this quote
I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him. Use this quote
Dogs are my favorite people. Use this quote
I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed. Use this quote
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Use this quote
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday. Use this quote
