Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian and film and television star.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. Use this quote
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. Use this quote
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Use this quote
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. Use this quote
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Use this quote
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Use this quote
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. Use this quote
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Use this quote
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. Use this quote
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. Use this quote
