Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian and film and television star.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age. Use this quote
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. Use this quote
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. Use this quote
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. Use this quote
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Use this quote
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Use this quote
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Use this quote
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Use this quote
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. Use this quote
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. Use this quote
