Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian and film and television star.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. Use this quote
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. Use this quote
Humor is reason gone mad. Use this quote
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Use this quote
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. Use this quote
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. Use this quote
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. Use this quote
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Use this quote
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. Use this quote
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Use this quote
