My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding. Use this quote
We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about... a family, or a kid, it's about a town. Use this quote
Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. Use this quote
Words empty as the wind are best left unsaid. Use this quote
The only real happiness a ballplayer has is when he is playing a ball game and accomplishes something he didn't think he could do. Use this quote
Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable. Use this quote
Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years. Use this quote
It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale! Use this quote
I often feel very guilty because of the time that I spend outside of my home and the little time that sometimes I have for my kids. Use this quote
I love to collect modern art. Use this quote
Going to a concert can sometimes be very difficult. It can be a long journey. There's the ticket prices. But when the music goes to the community - not the community coming to the concert - they say, 'Wow! I didn't know that this music was so amazing!' Use this quote
Our lives sometimes depend on computers performing as predicted. Use this quote
One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy. Use this quote
Those disputing, contradicting, and confuting people are generally unfortunate in their affairs. They get victory, sometimes, but they never get good will, which would be of more use to them. Use this quote
After its hothouse incubation in the seventies, appropriation breathed important new life into art. This life flowered spectacularly over the decades - even if it's now close to aesthetic kudzu. Use this quote
Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way. Use this quote
You know, Mamet is not a huge writer of female parts. Most of his movies don't even have women in them, so I'm lucky I'm in it at all. Use this quote
When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes. Use this quote
What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we're chatting away, nice to see you. Use this quote
I mean, if you didn't get it or if you didn't feel like you enjoyed it, sometimes that experience can change. Use this quote
