There are certain people that are marked for death. I have my little list of those that treated me unfairly. Use this quote
We'd go out in Larry's hippie van and drive out all around Dallas. He loved Chinese food, he'd go in and say. Remember me Major Nelson, me and my friends here are making this show called Dallas, have you got a table for us? It would work every time. Use this quote
The Founding Fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called an education. Use this quote
The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't. Use this quote
When you go to the movies with your whole family, it's a different experience. For some reason, it's something that you're all doing together and you take away something special in that. Use this quote
Absence from whom we love is worse than death, and frustrates hope severer than despair. Use this quote
My mother was determined to make us independent. When I was four years old, she stopped the car a few miles from our house and made me find my own way home across the fields. I got hopelessly lost. Use this quote
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother. Use this quote
My mom is a very warm, typical sort of Jewish-mother type. And my dad has a somewhat, um, different personality. Use this quote
Without my dad, I wouldn't be here. Use this quote
Then I heard this genius teacher Stella Adler - I recommend you read anything you might find about her and if you have anyone interested in theatre, you get them one of her books. Use this quote
I will continue my activities related to education in one way or another. I certainly would have at the top my agenda, with respect to education, the need to do much better with modern educational technology. Use this quote
When I was a boy, I used to pull a big cross saw with my dad. He'd use his right hand, so I'd have to use my left. Use this quote
I played professional level sports. When you're playing for money, it's a whole other level. Use this quote
Ayurveda is a sister philosophy to yoga. It is the science of life or longevity and it teaches about the power and the cycles of nature, as well as the elements. Use this quote
Praying privately in churches, I began to discover that heaven was my true home and also that it was here and now, woven into this life. Use this quote
Woman is the salvation or the destruction of the family. She carries its destiny in the folds of her mantle. Use this quote
My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. Use this quote
You only live twice. Once when you are born and once when you look death in the face. Use this quote
Gradually I became aware of details: a company of French soldiers was marching through the streets of the town. They broke formation, and went in single file along the communication trench leading to the front line. Another group followed them. Use this quote